john green have had enough of your shit
I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts
androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)
cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts
after being born, skip the breastfeeding crap and immediately delve into corporate business
They should make an animated short where Carl is lying in a hospital bed and an eighteen year old Russell walks in. The room is silent. Neither one of them talk. Only slow music plays in the background. Russell walks up to Carl’s bed and sits next to him. Carl looks over to Russell and smiles. Russell is trying to hold back tears. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Soda lid that Carl had pinned on him so many years ago. He takes the pin and pins it onto Carl’s shirt. He is almost balling as he says “Thank you Mr. Fredricksen.” Carl is unable to speak he is so choked up. All you see is him smile and a tear roll down his cheek. ”You’re welcome Russell.” He says with a crackle in his voice. He closes his eyes and the Heart Monitor he is on flat lines. All you see is Russell crying. Then there is a flash of light. Carl stands in front of the light and sees someone coming out of it. Ellie walks out of the light and goes to Carl. She holds her secret Adventure Book in her arms. She writes something in the book. She then kisses Carl and drops the book. Ellie takes Carl into the light and they revert back to their child selves and walk hand in hand into the light. Then it pans to the book which is open to the page Ellie wrote in. The only words written on the page are “The End.” And then the screen fades to black.
THAT IS NOT OK
why is this man dead
well that’ll do it
America’s First Cat Café Opens: Drink Coffee Alongside Adorable Cats
Yesterday, America’s first cat café opened in New York City. Cat lovers, you now have only three more day to sip coffee and eat pastries alongside adorable cats! Purina One teamed up with the North Shore Animal League, the country’s largest no-kill shelter, to create this pop-up café that’s the temporary home to rescue cats. While the concept of a cat café has been around for a while, with Asia and Europe leading the way, this is the first time one has opened in the United States. Two permanent cat cafés are scheduled to open in San Francisco this year.
The concept is simple. Visitors pay an hourly fee or cover charge to sit and lounge with cats. This one, on 168 Bowery, is free. Sixteen cats roam the premises and you’re welcome to pick one up and snuggle with it. If you fall in love with a particular one, you can even adopt it! (Read about each individual cat, here. Looks like “Sushi” is featured in the photo, above.) To get your feline fix, stop by the store from 10a to 7p each day till April 27. If you’d like to learn a little something, you can listen to different cat experts talk about cat health and behavior. The store’s capacity is limited to just 65 people, so you may have to wait in line.
Via My Modern Met
Im not plugging my charger into a woman
The last comment actually just killed me.