NANOMACHINES, SON.

creaturesfromdreams:

seisen no iberia (Shaytan) by sandara

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assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

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rivenop:

ibratze

Ezreal~ | 綠茶茶

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narcolepticbunny:

ashprincessmidna:

nimnime:

Lotsa photos from our previous Mako photoshoot + Guts!!!!!
lies down they look very similar but yeh there they are

For the pug!

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

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thecolorffooff:

who summon me

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qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

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ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing

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maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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coeykuhn:

Older piece from forever ago for Slime book. Sad I missed out on the last monster anthology, maybe next time <3 Really enjoy entering themed books.
Candle wax slime <3
-COEY!
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sgjoelface:

Because Jet.

Photo taken by me

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rate-my-reptile:

namregodranoel:

Hi im a turtle my name is Marta

You meet me at very sstange time in my life Martta Turth… (the pixies is playing) (knocks over some lego buildings) (kicks a brick OW hurt the foot and made FROWNYELL) 9.545/10 Marla think you act very FOOL you fightclubbist but here have a kisskiss make it better

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red-lipstick:

Victoria Loeb (b. 1980, Buenos Aires, Argentina) - Nikalette II, 2014 Mixed Media on Canvas

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